jueves, 26 de noviembre de 2009

EL TRILERO TIMADO (La aflicción de un gilipollas)


-!Ay! !Ay! !Ay!...!Buaaaaa!...!Ay! !Ay!....!!Alfredo!!, !!Carme!!, !!Maritere!!, !!Moratinos!!...!Venízz a mi despacho ya mimmo!...
-!Aquí estamos todos, como una piña, presidente!... Paresemos al Bob Esponja...
!Ay! !Ay!...Gracias, gracias amigos...!Como tonifica el calor de la amistá!...
Pero, presidente ¿Que le ocurre...que le causa tamaña congoja y desconsuelo?...¿Que origina la quiebra emosionás de su inquebrantable talante ? ¿Que tuerce la sonrisa perenne de nuestro insigne timonel?...¿Es que acaso el PP nos saca quinse puntos en las encuettas?...¿El Obama ya ta abandonao?...¿O san enterao ya que el Onse Eme lo organisamos nosotro?...Aquí estamos todos...el frente progresista en bloque pa neutralisás cualquier contingensia hostil que se presente...
-!Peor!...!Ay! !Ay!...!Que verguenza!...!Que deshonor!...!El rubor me atenaza!....
-!Vamos, jefe!....!Será por otras cosas!...!Aquí no conosemos eso!...¿Verdád Alfredo?...
-!Huy!...Ni por asomo...El honós y la verguensa nos produsen urticaria...é algo que está fuera de lugás!...
-!Si presidente, nuestros corasones son refractarios a esos conseptos!...
-¿Pero de verdazz sois vosotros, mis amigos del alma?..¿No me engañais?...Ultimamente todo el mundo me ningunea...Antes eso solo me ocurría en los foros internasionales...
-!Que nooo, Joseluí!...!Son solo imaginasiones!...!Miasmas mentales produsidas por la aflicsión!... !Maritere, ven!...!Posa pa el presidente y que luego te huela un poco a ves si así se convense!...
-!A ves!...snifff, snifff... Si...pergamino...cartón piedra...conejo viejo...Uff...si, !Que alivio!... ahora ya estoy mas tranquilo...
-!Joer!...!Siempre me toca a mi hasés la prueba del algodón!...
-!Pa algo te tiene que servís el dineral que te gastas en perfumeria y vestuario, so frígida!...
-!Pué anda que tú...que hueles a GAL y a Onse Eme que tiras de espalda, so impotente!...
-!Yo estoy con Maritere!...
-!Ya saltó el beodo!...!El tio mas inutil que pisó las cancillerias!...!Que nos las meten siempre doblás, sobre to los moros!...
-¿Alguna zodiac de pescadores que salvás?...¿Ande hay que mandás las fragatas?...
-Bueno...!La que faltaba!...!La preñá!...!Seguro que está de antojo!...
-!Venga!...!Haya pazzz!...!Guardazzz las navajas para el PP!...

-Pero presidente..todavía no nos ha dicho lo que le acongojaba...
-Huy, si...el ardor de vuestros devaneos me han hecho olvidarme de los mios...La culpa la tiene el joputa el Pedro J por publicar lo de esos putos negratas de Somalia que nos han metido el timo de la estampita con los pescadores desembarcaos ...Dos mindundis robaperas cuyo horizonte no iba más allá de la quilla de una patera...!Ay que humillación!...!Me sonrojo cada vezz que lo pienso!...
-Tampoco es tan grave, presidente...En los G20, siempre vamos de convidados de piedra, cuando no, de canaperos rondones y nunca se le movió un músculo de la cara...
-!Pero no es lo mismo, joer!...Nuestro CNI é una institución formá por 3500 agentes, algunos hasta tienen bachiller, equipados a la última, capases de ejecutar un golpe de estado como el del 11M sin despeinarse...de asesinar a sangre fria a 192 ciudadanos y dejar mutilados a mil más, en la sagrada misión de echar del poder al PP de Aznar...Curtidos en mil chanchullos que infringen la Constitución, de espiar a la ciudadanía, de montar los GAL...Son gansters, como sabeis, profesionalizados al cien por cien...!Y que a semejante colectivo se la hayan metido hasta el mango por estos robaperas, no tiene nombre!...Nuestro prestigio criminal tan duramente ganado en los trenes, andenes y estaciones, ha quedao en entredicho...que nos lo han devaluado...¿Os parece poco?...
Bueno, bien mirado no te falta rasón...el prestigio es el prestigio, pero a Al Capone, no le llevaron al banquillos sus miles de crímenes, sino una simple evasión de impuestos...Consuelate por ahí...
-Pues ya que lo dices...

Charne y Jupa

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  1. Plas, plas, plas, plas. Muy bueno, buenísimo Gran Charne.

    Con chufla pero dices verdades más gordas y enteras que el Tella, al que acusan de bruto y poco considerado con los curas.

    Lo que ya dudo es que al Presi le aconcogen las verguenzas de los piratas, porque desde que Suetonio escribió, hace dos mil años, las vidas de los césares (maximun de jeta en ser humano) no se había conocido una cuadrilla con menos sentido de la VERGÜENZA que éstos.

    Felicitaciones. El Capi debiera de poder ver para leer esto y darse un alegrón porque se quedaría como si se tomara una botella de Don Perignom.

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  2. Jajajajaja, pero no te preocupes que el presidente ya lo ha desmentido al igual todas esas cosas que después se demostraron.
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  3. Querido Charneguet:

    Por si aparece por aquí el Capitán Tuerto, el que tú ya sabes, permíteme que inserte este comentario.

    Vamos a ver si te aclaras, Capitán Tuerto:

    Para que veas mi grado de democracia, te he permitido comentar por tres veces y he rechazado tu cuarto comentario. En los tres comentarios no has proferido ni un solo insulto a quien dirigías tu plática, pero en el cuarto has vuelto a cagarla de nuevo. Como verás yo soy una persona paciente que tiende a dejar opinar a quien lo haga con el debido respeto.

    Fíjate si soy paciente que siendo tú uno de los anónimos e indocumentados que más se ha mofado de mí, y sabiendo como sé tu nombre, apellidos, dirección postal e IP y horas a las que entras y sales de mis blogs, (datos que por cierto constan en la denuncia que te interpuesto y que está en poder de la Unidad de Delitos Telemáticos de la Guardia Civil…fíjate digo si soy paciente y demócrata que te he permitido subir los tres comentarios. Pero NO el cuarto, a pesar que tu comentario no vaya contra mí, pero SÍ riéndote y mofándote según tu malsana costumbre, de y contra una persona que es de mi máxima confianza y a la cual profeso una inestimable amistad.

    Has de volver a nacer cien veces, para intentar llegar a la suela de los zapatos que calza Charneguet, y francamente creo que sería muy difícil intentar conseguir una mujer que estuviese dispuesta a engendrar a un tipo de tu calaña.
    La cagaste, Burt Lancaster. Date el piro de este blog y piérdete

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  4. ¡¡ Tellaaa !!

    El Capi entavía no ve un pijo, peo cuenntta con el ruiseñó de susobrina que le lee i tié una voz quenfatiza que uno se joe de gutto i le sartan lalagrima de la arrisa.

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  5. Charne... no os preocupéis tanto por la incompetencia de esos 3 agentes, al contrario, unos genios, camelan por cuatro paquetes de galletas maria al negrito y ahora cada uno es 333.333,33 euros (o dólares, no lo recuerdo) más feliz.

    Lo dicho, a listos no les gana nadie

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  6. No habia caido en el trueque...ISRA, ladino, que te has adelantado...ja,ja,ja...

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  7. En tu blog siempre estamos de acuerdo en todo, yo también te aplaudo tesoro.

    Ayssss cómo te gusta el Sabina!! bueno yo también me sé todos sus temas de memoria :P

    Besazo de buenos días, mi wapo.

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  8. Amor, mi blog no es nada religioso, será por eso...
    Sabina encarna al golferas que va de legal por la vida. Algo con lo que me identifico, porque me retrata. Firmaría el espíritu que destilan todas su canciones. Pero además, es que sabe contar las cosas como el mejor de los poetas. Me arroba y lo admiro.
    "Ahora, que se atropellan las semanas, fugaces, como estrellas de Bagdad...
    Ahora, que casi siempre tengo ganas, de trepar a tu ventana y quitarme el antifaz"...

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  9. Sabina me ha decepcionado, he dejado de verlo como el golferas que va de legal, un tio inteligente como él no puede rendir pleitesia al farsante y capullo de zp.
    O sea que Sabina con su talento ha cedido al chantaje del del talante.

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  10. Si, tienes razón querido Jupa...Las excentricidades del genio, no me cabe otra explicación.

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  11. Tu admiracion por Sabina nubla tu mente Charne, el servilismo y sumision a cambio de favores no es precisamente una excentricidad.

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  12. Sin duda. Y eso consta en el Debe del pequeño Sabina, el efímero, el tonteras deslumbrado por el brillo de los oropeles, las alfombras y los palacetes...ese Sabina no me interesa, allá él. En el Haber del otro Sabina, el inmortal, queda en cambio, una obra literario musical inmensa, llena de matices inabarcables, tan profundos como intensos e inmensamente bellos. La obra de un genio, en suma... Eso es lo que cuenta para mi.

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  13. Es verdad Charne, suscribo íntegramente este último comentario tuyo, hay un Sabina inmortal y otro que ta más muerto... el pobre.

    Por cierto que podrías ponerla ventanita emergente para los comments cielo, que se corta la música.

    muas

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  14. Charneguet, con el humor que siempre te caracteriza y que nunca te falte, dices muchas verdades las cuales yo suscribo.

    Vengo a agradecerte la visita a mi blog. He visto que me tienes enlazado, te enlazo yo también. Gracias por todo

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  15. El placer es mio, Esveritate.
    Saludos cordiales.

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